So the cops busted in on my girlfriend last night. Totally raided her house. They took all the green and pipes and shit, so there aren’t any pieces or anything left. Which sucks, because I had recently purchased a new bong and pipe, which were both confiscated. She took the blame for everything, though, which I’m thankful for because I have warrants and would have gone to jail for a minute.

I swear, we’re not bad people. All this talk about drugs and warrants makes it seem like it, though.